My first encounter with a Speedo was several years ago on Folly Beach. I remember seeing an extremely overweight man walking on the beach and he appeared from afar to look naked. I was wondering why someone would be walking along naked on a non-nude beach, so I decided to investigate by getting closer. As I walked up to the water, I realized, the man was not naked, in fact, he was wearing an itty bitty leopard print weenie bikini!!! His belly hung over so much that you couldn't really see it!
Well, while in Aruba, I wasn't prepared for the massive amount of exposure we were going to be seeing at the beach & poolside. We had a drinking game where every time we saw a Speedo (otherwise known as: a weenie bikini, banana hammock, grape smuggler, ding-a-ling sling, scrote tote, ) - we had to drink. The first day we were there, I was sipping so many rum punches that we had to stop playing the game just so I could function!
We also saw thongs galore! And let me tell you, most of these people should not have been wearing these breezy suits! I admired their carefree attitudes. It made me more confident in my own bikini!
While I wasn't able to blatantly snap photos of these sightings without 1. being beat up or 2. having my camera taken away, I was constantly thinking of my blog and my blog readers, so I sneaked a few for your viewing!!!
I am sad, however, that I wasn't able to snap some of the best! Especially the guy that had a jacket made of hair. I guess there is always next time!
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| when I see her butt, I think, "wa-bamm!" (don't you?) haha |
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| this is my favorite, a man purse & a banana hammock |
I think I'm ready for the French Riviera, don't you? :)
Happy Holiday season!!!!! I am getting ready to put up Firdinand, (thats what I named our tree).
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