Pink Polka Dot Wife

SCENE: Saturday Night, watching "Did you Hear About the Morgans?"

Adam: Where is Beau?

Me: I don't know, but I hear chewing

Adam: What is he chewing on? It doesn't sound like his bone...

*I get up to check out the sound, which is coming from the bedroom*

me: uh, honey? come look at this

Adam: I think he buried his bone in his bed and now he's trying to get it out

me: Well get it from him!! He could die from eating the stuffing and I want to finish the movie tonight instead of spending it at the Animal ER

Beau: I haz zis. Don't touch my bone Daddy!

Me: Seriously honey, get the bed away from him!!

Beau: Don't touch my bed!!! Dis is mine beyatch!

Adam: eh, I'll get it tomorrow morning, lets coax him out with a treat

me: Looks like we'll be taking a trip to Sam's tomorrow for a new doggy bed.

(The Aftermath)