My job and why I love it

Why do I love my job? I believe the below clip can answer that question for you. Plus I have bizarre stories to tell. I have been trying to compile all of them so that I will eventually be able to put together a book of all of the crazy stories I have!! Until then, enjoy this...

Yesterday at work, two women walked in to be spray tanned. One was a bride that I had previously met and the other was with her to get spray tanned as well. The bride decided to go last, so I took back the second lady first. I kept talking to her as though she were the mother of the bride, going in detail about every little thing about the wedding. However, I made a huge mistake when I said, "and how do you feel about being the mother of the bride, are you excited?". *Insert Foot in Mouth Here* she is NOT the mother of the bride, oh no, she's the maid of honor! And to make matters worse, she was just her friend, only 6 years older! There was no recovering from that major mistake!!!! And to make matters worse, this woman was an all out beyatch to begin with. I felt like an idiot, but inside I giggled, just a bit.

Then today, as the day was FINALLY coming to an end (I had been there since 7:30am), I had my last waxing appointment of the day. A full on Brazilian bikini wax (for those of you that don't know, thats mugging you of everything God gave you in the nether region). Everything was going normally, as I introduced myself to my new client and invited her back to the spa area for her waxing appointment. Little did I know that her husband would be joining us. I left for her to change and let him sit out in the spa area while I walked out to check my schedule. When I knockity-knocked to get back in the room, there he was!!!!!!!! STANDING IN THE ROOM with his wife, crotch naked on the bed! I was not taken aback. I simply did my job and got the hell out of there! Holy inappropriateness!! ....we're gonna need more wax!

So there you have it, and in honor of the love of my job, I'm posting the below video clip. Especially to all those girls I bikini wax, you know who you are. haha