Pink Polka Dot Wife

Last night, while finishing painting my woman-land oasis, Adam was watching the Cowboys vs. Eagles game on tv. I overheard this sound. This weird, off pitch sound. I haven't heard anyone sing the National Anthem this poorly since Roseanne Barr. I immediately started laughing and pointed out to Adam how horrible this poor girl was singing the anthem. Surely this was a joke! BUt when I looked up at the tv screen, she was still going strong, including a pointed finger to the sky motion (let me tell you honey, just cause you're pointing to the sky doesn't mean you're gonna be able to reach that higher note!). And everyone else must have had the exact same feeling b/c as she left the stage, there was loud booing.

I immediately went to look this girl up, I had never even heard of her before. Apparently I've been listening to country too long because she's been out for a while. Feel free to watch the You Tube video of her butchering the song, just don't say I didn't warn you!
Kat Deluna. The girl who will forever be known as the one that screwed up the National Anthem.
Well, I feel better about my day, don't you?